Ben, 19, Welsh, also not very good with describing myself
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
*scrolling though fanfic*
*sees one that looks interesting*
….
wait this ones mine
50 Fic Ideas, Zero Motivation: My Autobiography
Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead
I CAN’T WITH THE CUTE

Yes, this would a hit movie
let’s do it
We hit a pothole and it was like the depth of the Grand Canyon
Me: Jesus Christ in Hell I'm going to die
have you ever jerked off to something kind of depraved and in the moment it feels great but after you cum you’re like
Oh. Glee. *spits*
Truth
but the fic is so goooood