Ben, 19, Welsh, also not very good with describing myself

 

*scrolling though fanfic*
*sees one that looks interesting*
….
wait this ones mine


Yes, this would a hit movie
let’s do it

We hit a pothole and it was like the depth of the Grand Canyon

Me: Jesus Christ in Hell I'm going to die

ghost-anus:

have you ever jerked off to something kind of depraved and in the moment it feels great but after you cum you’re like

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